Okay, at 6:33 am I was walking out my door to wait for my bus to pick me up and as usual, my driveway (being in the middle of nowhere and not in a busy part of my town) was severely icey and covered in snow. When I was walking down my stairs I started having a conversation with this bunny telling it about how it should go back to its home because its too cold etc. So as I am in the midst of lecturing this poor rabbit, I slip and fall flat on my ass. The bunny stares for a minute and then hops away. Of course at that hour there were not many people around, so I was far from embarassed. I just started laughing. What are the chances that I would fall on my ass while talking to a fucking rabbit?
Obviously I should stop trying to lecture small animals.